These T-Shirts come with Balls!

People choose their slogans on a t-shirt for a whole host of reasons, from comedy irony to proud proclamation of faith. Choosing when to wear them is key, but some people are either stupid or have some serious balls to pull off a provocative t-shirt in public. 

Here are some great examples:

1. Iran Election t-shirt

If you don't read the news then you won't be aware of the political tension between Iran and the US. The nuclear aspirations of Iran have long been a stumbling block for political discussions between these two countries and the rising tensions of religious beliefs between the two nations doesn't help matters. So when your voting in a predominently Muslim country in an election for a country that has been stifled in its nuclear goals by the US it takes some serious courage to wear a "God Bless America" T-Shirt. Of course it may have been worn ironically, but i wouldn't chance it!

2 - I'm a great dad

If your sick of your kids bringing their friends over the the house, eating all the food and generally making the place a pig sty, then perhaps your should take a leaf out of this guys book. Proclaim your greatness with your t-shirt whilst your choice of shorts will proclaim I am a total embarrassement to my kids. Short shorts are great, we all love short shorts but guys, with bellies shouldn't be sold these, it's like serving a drunk guy another beer, it just shouldn't be allowed!

3 - Creepy pulling t-shirt

Wow your t-shirt is hilarious for about five seconds, and if your wondering around on your own, with sunglasses on and randomly sitting next to hot ladies it is not cool, its very very creepy. Perhaps the sunglasses are to stop the stinging when you get maced?

4 - Gun Violence is cool!

Being a celebrity is difficult, every time you step out the door some red top paper has splashed your outfit for all to see. Many celebs make this work for them by promoting charities or their own new material, or perhaps even a political belief. But picking a subject so devicive is probably a tad too far, people won't like that Uzi and some people will love it. Let's find out on the ratings of your next TV show or film!

5 - Don't date my daughter

Fathers have tried many tactics to get their daughters to not date, from cleaning the barrell of your gun on the porch as he picks her up, to arm wrestling on dining room table. When this unfortunate girl missed curfew her dad got a t-shirt printed, the scariest looking picture he could find of himself emblazened onto her top will no doubt serve its purpose. I guess this would only work if your built like a brick shithouse!

If you have a great idea why not let us know!

Top 5 Pranks to Play on your Spouse

So playing pranks is a nice way to brighten up the day and a sure fire way of spicing things up in a relationship. There are literally thousands of pranks but I have compiled a list of the top pranks to play on the spouse with associated video to show you some of the best examples, how nice am I?

One thing to remember about pranks is that no everyone takes to them very well, so to make sure you are going to be able to handle the subsequent fallout from the prank, perhaps sleeping on the couch isn't such a bad thing as you have a TV series you've been meaning to get through.

Pop rock prank

Brilliant idea for the annoying spouse that snores in bed, or perhaps drools all over your pillow with there mouth wide open. This prank is simple, get some pop rocks and whilst they are sleeping pour some into their open mouth, wait and once you hear the popping you will see the confused look of your spouse as they think their mouth is caving in!

Prank Fallout Rating = 2

Prank funny Rating = 4

Talc in the Hairdryer prank

This prank is brilliant for the effect and can be a great way if you have ever been bored of waiting on your partner getting ready to go out. Place some talc inside the hairdryer, ensuring you clean off any residue on the surface so as to not arouse suspicion. Then await the cloud of white talc as it covers your partners face and hair. Couple of warnings on this one, it is dangerous as the hairdryer might blow up, you will have to buy a new hairdryer (best to have this ready to minimise the fallout) and you will also have to sit around waiting whilst your partner spends another hour getting ready again.

Prank Fallout Rating = 4

Prank Funny Rating = 4

Water Breaking Prank

For anyone who has ever been pregnant you will know the scariest time is the waiting on labour. Your man will be nervous about all the things to do and the quickest route to the hospital. So a simple prank is to have a waterballoon in your pants and wait until they cuddle you, scare you or any other innapropriate time you can think of.

Prank Fallout Rating = 2

Prank Funny Rating = 3

The Fire Extuingisher Prank

If your partner is a BBQ freak and continues to play for hours at master Barbeque then you should put out the fire in them with a nice blast from the extuingisher. Whilst it might be very messy it is a good way to get your point across.

Prank Fallout Rating = 4

Prank Funny Rating = 2

The Cheating Prank

Does your partner constantly get on at your about "Who you texting?" or "Where you going?" insecurity is a major reason relationships fail, so this prank addresses it by making light of the issue and showing them how ridiculous their fears are. First set up the paranoi with some text messages sent from a 'friend' then allow them to read that you will be together on a certain day. As they arrive home get in bed with your mannequin head and start to make some loud noises, ensure the radio is on otherwise they will wonder why you didn't hear them come in.

Prank Fallout Rating = 2

Prank Funny Rating = 5

One last thing to remember is that revenge can and always will be worse so before you go starting world war 3 in your own home make sure you have a few special ones lined up to stop them from retaliation!